What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?
“May the force be with you”
I have a fetish for magnets
I don't know why, I just find them attractive.
I am a chick magnet but
Don’t assume I attract.
What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?
A magnet always has a positive side
Two magnetic fields are talking to each other
Magnetic field 1: Aren't you mad that all the coils above you are parallel to your magnetic field?
Magnetic Field 2: I don't give a flux!
What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?
Bi-polar
What’s the difference between dark soy sauce and light?
Dark soy sauce is used in Chinese cooking to add color and flavor to dishes. Light is an electromagnetic radiation within a certain portion of the electro magnetic spectrum.
You hear about the love struck super magnets?
Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
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